I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
Me:You should get me a fire extinguisher for Christmas. The one on travel size.
Anya:They have that? Where do you get one of those? How much is it? I like the idea.
Me:How small should it be?
Anya:Like a pepper spray.
Me:So it's like a keychain? When you see a hot chick/dude you go grab it and spray it on their face and chest. They'll be like, "Huwaaaaaat?" Then you hand the spray over to them and say,"Extinguish the next hot person you see and pass it to them." You give out as many keychain-like extinguishers then you wait until one goes back to you.